An Odd Morning

I was heading to the head to brush my teeth last night when OPP pulled into the driveway. I wasn't much into the mood for him, but one whiff of his breath told me not to send him away, he was too shitfaced to be driving. He was barely into the apartment when he announced he needed the use of my mouth as his urinal. I didn't hesitate for a moment, I was on my knees in the bathroom before he had his zipper all the way down. Man, it was more than I could possibly drink. I tried squeezing him off while I searched for the glass I keep in the bathroom for just that occasion but he shut down. After a little oral worship he passed out and I went to bed. I woke up about five hours later to find glasses, bowls and cups full of piss waiting for me, I couldn't believe he had enough sense in his state of drunkenness to leave me presents of gold. Thanx I've been noticing more and more images like this lately. Sure there is a fascination with Harry Potter but making him gay? Well, why not? Maybe he and Darco would like to take time out from there play and give me a dual shower. I Haven't obsessed over it, but I know I wouldn't turn them down. I might even try taking a dual-spigot in the mouth. I've never tried it but it does sound like a turn on.