Jeans or no jeans

Yesterday I gave you the choice of wearing your shirt while being soaked or baring your chest, today either drop your pants or get them denched. How do you want it? Me? Underwear, okay. Jeans? No thanks. A Chinese neighbor that thought I was teasing him when I offered to let him piss on me. It took more than a few offers for him to understand that I was serious. Unfortunately he was too hung up to indulge. Friend, the offer still stands even though you have moved away.