Friday, June 18, 2010
Unfortunately I haven't had more than a pint this week. I am so thirsty I'm willing to tell anyone I meet my passion. I doubt I will, but I'm feeling desperate.
Been there done that.
After drinking my fill having my ass warmed is enough to get the muscles relaxed and my innards churning.
This would be okay. Not too high on the priority list, but I would accept it if that is what EP and OPP want.
More than any other obsession this past week having EP and OPP agree to join together and give me their streams of gold at the same time has occupied my time. I hope that I find a way to make it happen. Sunday dinner and beer might prime the bladders just right. Wish me well.
I hope EP or OPP honors me with a donation this weekend. If they don't give it up I may head to the tubs to find this wall. I've never gone completely anonymous. I don't obsess about it, but I have wondered.
If all else fails there is one standby that only needs a mild priming.
Apolo, if you ever decide you would like to enjoy the experience of having another man drink your piss, I'm available. Against every oath I've ever sworn to myself, I would probably even beg at your feet if that is your desire. I don't know what you have, but you wouldn't need to bring your medals along just a racing outfit.
Save three gallons of water take a leak outside. But, why waste it if you can find a friendly piss drinker?